MISSING ITEM:

1 Man’s crew sock – white – size 9 – grey heel and toe

 

Last known location:

Downstairs – laundry room – washing machine

 

Visible scars/tattooes or markings:

Medium sized brown/black mud stain near heel

Word “Hanes” tattooed near ball of foot

 

Additional information:

The last known location for this missing item was in the washing machine. Sometime between 9:12 and 9:13 a.m. this item went missing. All avenues of investigation have been exhausted as clues to the item’s where abouts have either gone astray or dried up completely. This item had a scheduled arrival point and has failed to appear at it’s destination causing an (APA) All Points Alert to be issued.

We have been told that this item is one of a pair and the surviving member feels incomplete and cannot continue alone.

If you have any information regarding the where abouts of this missing item please contact us immediately.

Remember: all information is kept strictly confidential, your identity or the identity of any known associates will not be released to the general public. Your information, should it be helpful in locating the missing item, may entitle you to a reward.

REWARD:

Should your information be deemed helpful in our investigation we will bestow upon you the following reward:

1 tea towel. This tea towel has great value as it seems to have a mysterious power. Although the origin of said tea towel cannot be verified, the owner has no recollection of purchasing the towel or when it began to mysteriously appear. Every 2 to 3 weeks the aforementioned tea towel mysteriously appears in the laundry room, disappears for a time then reappears in the linen closet.

Thank you in advance for all your tips and information.