Cue the video:

I’m laying in the boat dramatically draped over the seat, my feet barely skimming the surface, my tanned, well toned body glistening in the midday sun as I slowly drift across Lake Marie Louise. The sky is a stunning blue and the wind blows me along with it’s soft warm breath. Somewhere in the distance a loon cries out to it’s mate who is paddling along beside me. The ambient temperature is in the high 20s and the humidity is low, the day is perfect.

Suddenly the phone rings………..what the……….why is there a phone in the middle of the lake?

Cue reality:

You have got to be kidding me, it’s 5 after 6 in the morning, but I was dreaming, where is that demonic phone, who is dumb enough to call this freaking early?

Sadly my first full day of work has been cancelled, it’s a snow day, sigh!

I believe that sometimes you have to look reality in the eye and deny it.–Garrison Keillor–